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The above video is from the fantastic youtube channel STUDIOBINDER, that pretty much doubles as the theory part of a film school. its got tons of great videos that explain blocking, scriptwriting, lighting, camera angles, colour temperatures, set management and a thousand other things but the videos tend to be very in-depth so you gotta spend a bit of time sifting through them. Now close the above video and click on the one below for background music as you read along..
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I'm gonna start a new series called THE CINEMATOGRAPHERS and Robert Redford will be the second entry. I've told you before that every great Director or Cinematographer (Cameraman) is also a veteran actor, and Mr. Redford or whatever name he goes by these days, is no exception to the rule. Some of the matchups in this post are a couple years old, others i made just yesterday. This man has much more to offer than just mere good looks. In fact "having good looks" can be annoying to actors, who want to be taken serious for their character work rather than carrying the "pretty boy" label and being swooned over by everybody. Nobody wants to have hordes of stalkers follow them on airports or on a night out. Actors don't have time for that. But i don't wanna write a big introduction, so let's jump right into it.
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it had been noted by various sources that Robert Redford also looked a lot like John Denver (US singer that wrote the evergreen "country roads").
Don't let the glasses and long hair fool ya. Donning a certain hat or wig can transform an actor into a famous singer or musician in no time. I only had old pictures from as early as 2015 like this one
which shows that even the pimples on the jaw are the same. so yesterday i made a couple more images.
the wives i'm gonna compare further down. First let's look at some more alters of this man, who also must have german-speaking identities in the world of film. He is a rather tall man and Denver's full birth name is
"Henry John Deutschendorf Jr."
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Sports alters are also an absolute standard for every A-lister. Let's be honest. what is baseball other than running around on a gigantic square & compass?
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South African, Australian and Kiwi (NZ) alters are also a standard for every anglophone actor. Picking up the "hard to fake" australian drawl is no big deal for an intelligent & spirited individual who flies around the world routinely and has access to the best language & accent coaches. Australia & New Zealand might be a long flight, but those realms have always been run by the same people that run Europe and the Americas.
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these pics are a couple years old..
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and these i made a couple hours ago..
another thing i noted was the uncanning similarity to Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn Jenner, the famous decathlete that had gotten a sex-change and now is getting constant press. DOn't be fooled. A culture that goes entirely GAY, will soon GO AWAY. Every single civilization in history that fell from great heights and got totally decimated or turned a shadow of its former self, was first deliberately turned gay.
The ruling elite of this world are always Gay. Their God is bisexual. Actors have been considered whores for as long as written history. But when a culture gives in to their constant attempts to normalize it for every Dick, Tom & Harry, it's the beginning of the end. Being gay changes something about your spirit that is not visible at first to the naked eye. A shift of priorities, your assessment of situations. Your voice becomes different, your gestures, your eyes. There's a reason low-key lesbians are tolerated cause women are by nature comfort providers, but gays are being picked on and seen as "unnatural". I believe a culture that normalizes "gay" as a regular lifestyle is a seriously demonized culture. Something that, if you were god, you would not know wether to give it a hug, cry over it or euthanize it. If you think "the Gay" is just a cuddly pet puppy, please go to a webforum like Imagefap or a video hosting site like Xvideos and read the comments people leave under gay videos.
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Many dashingly handsome men are openly or secretly gay, maybe female attention has become too ubiquitous and normal for them. But putting a guy like Bruce Jenner constantly on tv, blabbing about his latest failed botox injection is done only for one purpose, to normalize "the Gay", boil the Frog and drag the whole fuckin Culture down to the gutter so it is Ready for War. "Bruce Jenner" is not anymore real than any other Celebrity. But there are tons of people like him (her?) running around now in many Cities i've been. Most of these people i pity. they don't look happy or healthy. That was too much of a sermon, before it gets any longer, here's the pictures..
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The real family relations of acting royalty are none of the cattle's business. If you ask for it, you'll only get friendly lies, that will lead you further and further from the truth. But all you have to do is look at the faces, that'll tell you everything. Or like in my case, build a database.
Spirits are getting passed on generationally. "Like father, like Son" so goes the saying. If you followed my blogs you'll know some other acting alters as well as the vanilla PRAWN alter of the man commonly known as Brad Pitt. Like his father he was a heartthrob in his prime, and while still a handsome man, a real actor's actor, and very versatile.
Also into loose women and fast cars, like so many others in this tier of management. again here's the link to the german speaking cultures (austria, switzerland, germany).
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Now if you think i'm full of it, fine by me,
but let's look at the wives for a moment..
Lola von Wagenen, US historian,
first wife of Robert Redford
Cassandra Delaney, aussie actress,
wife of John Denver
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Stingray Bites account for around 20 fatalities per year worldwide, and 1000-2000 injuries per annum in the USA alone.
here's a chill dude feeding a large stingray
who swam up to beg for some treats
here a chinese man who got stung
in the crown jewels while swimming
and a moron trampling on a stingray only
to get stung. note the stingray was very
patient, not aggressive in any way.
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This is Terri Irwin, widow of Steve Irwin who succumbed to a fatal stingray bite (LOL). She still serves as the owner and head of "Australia Zoo" in Beerwah, Queensland. She also chairs "Wildlife Warriors", a non-profit focused on protecting injured and endangered animals, and the attached wildlife hospital.
her Son "Bob" or Robert Irwin and daughter Bindi are helping her to tame all these Beasts and Critters.
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Here they are taking a picture at the Walk of Fame at 6320 Hollywood Boulevard, where their daddy Steve got his own Star. Strange Coincidence, innit?
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i compared her to Lola von Wagenen,
the first Robert Redford Wife.
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last batch:
Lola von Wagenen, early wife of RObert Redford
vs. Sibylle Szaggars, his late wife. Also identical.
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So that was the 2nd entry for THE CINEMATOGRAPHERS, hope y'all lurned sumthin.
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Now take your camera, go out and shoot.
And Remember :
- Story is King
- You can't fix it in post
- You brought a tripod, so use it
- bring enough cigarettes, snacks & drinks
- No, your brandnew iphone 18 is not a camera
and nobody cares
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footnote:
so tired of this job. every time you think you're done, something else comes up and ruins another 5 or 8 hours of your time, which you can't put into all the other projects that really matter. Like this for example..
But I digress. As i was working on my DREAMTIME folder to gather some more source materials, i wanted to make a list of films that feature australian landscapes, which inevitably brings up what is considered by all non-australians the most australian film of all time. Crocodile Dundee. Then i look at Paul Hogan and am like.. Hmmmm. strange.. let me make a "quick comparison". that in itself is an oxymoron. there are no "quick" comparisons. Everytime you dig into something you find so many other leads that are impossible to exhaust due to time constraints, so you gotta make a decision what matters most, but then get swept away again into a different direction.. It goes on and on..There's simply no end.
Anyway to make a long story short. Paul Hogan ain't really ozzie mate, wasn't born in 'Strayya. Yes, his knife is huge. The Zoo and wildlife is run by the kosher Nostra, like Canberra, Wellington, Suva, and everything else in any other place. Anyway. i made some more pictures. Enjoy..
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Let's hope the bitch won't get kicked out the 3rd floor by her favorite pet croc doing an alligator roll, fall out the window and be drugged and dateraped by a pack of blood licking Reptilians. Anyway, wanted to post something else here but since the internet is completely jewed (gotta get 'em while you can, Shmuli..) i can't even paste that. Pathetic.
Wow, a human-dog hybrid! What a silly waste of time. I should try the exact same prompt in chatGPT tomorrow and compare the pictures. Can't get any worse than this..
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So if you plan to fly to Australia to get an authentic Paul Hogan autograph. You might just land in Perth, Western Australia to see..
the world's tallest bin in Kalgoorlie
the big ram in Wagin
the big Marron Lobster in Denmark
the big Cricket Bat in Narrikup
the big Wombat in Bookabie
the big marble in Geraldton
The Big Humpty Dumpty in Carnarvon
The big Crocodile Head in Broome
and the Big Camera in Meckering.
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from there you might travel to
the Northern Territory to see..
the big Stubbie in Larrimah
the big Boxing Crocodile in Humpty Doo
The Big XXXX Tinnie Can in Kulgera
and the Big Dinosaur in Palmerston
The Big Chair in Dandenongs
that has the Big Prawn in Ballina
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then you might wanna head to
South Australia to take a snap of..
the Big Orange at Harvey River Estate
the Big Rocking Horse in Gumeracha
The Big Galah Bird in Kimba
and the Big Lobster in Kingston
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from there just follow the Road to Victoria
to see the Big Murray Cod in Swan Hill
And the Big Koala in Cowes, Philip Islands
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From there it's not far to New South Wales
the Big Oyster in Taree
the Big Merino Sheep in Goulburn
and the world famous Big Banana
in Coffs Harbour
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then the only state left is Queensland
where more heirlooms await such as..
The Big Barramundi in Daintree Village
The Big Bundy Bottle in Bundaberg
The Big Carpet Snake in Ayr
The Big Mango in Bowens
The Big Gumboot in Tully
and last but not least, the Big Pineapple at
Wildlife HQ Zoo, in Woombye, on the Sunshine Coast.
From there it's just a 25minute drive South to the Australia Zoo and Terri Irwin's Wildlife Hospital just a tad North of Beerwah.
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But if all you find there is hired Staff, just head back to Brizzy or Sydney and catch a QUANTAS jumbo back to L.A. where all the other fine specimen usually agglomerate.
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because according to google, Paul Hogan splits his time these days between Sydney and Venice Beach, Los Angeles. I gotta say: Bloody Convenient, mate!
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Last but not least, some spirited Memes
for the discerning viewer
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Now ya got all the goods, do with it what you like,
but i'm off to watch CROCODILE DUNDEE.
See ya, Mate..
