Pantsing Queen - A Song for Sammi Starfish

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( INTRO )

( INTRO )

YOU CAN PANTS, YOU CAN JIVE


HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE (OOH-OOH)

SEE THAT GIRL, WATCH THAT SCENE

DIGGING THE PANTSING QUEEN..

3... 2... 1...

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FRIDAY NIGHT AND THE LIGHTS ARE LOW

LOOKING OUT FOR A PLACE TO GO

WANNA GO YOGA-PANTSING

GETTING IN THE SWING

YOU'RE WEARING CUFFS FOR BLING

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YOU'RE RESOURCEFUL AND BROUGHT YOUR GUY

NIGHT IS YOUNG AND THE MUSIC'S HIGH

WITH A BIT OF ROCK MUSIC 

EVERYTHING IS FINE

WEARING YOUR YOGA PANTS


AND WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE..

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YOU ARE THE PANTSING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY SEVENTEEN..

PANTSING QUEEN, FEEL THE HEAT OF THAT

MEAN MARINE  (OH YEAH)

YOU CAN PANTS, YOU CAN JIVE

HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE  (OOH-OOH)

SEE THAT GIRL, WATCH THAT SCENE

DIGGING THE PANTSING QUEEN..

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[ SHORT INTERLUDE ]

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YOU´RE A PLUMPER YOU TURN HIM ON

PULLS YOUR PANTS DOWN AND THEN HE´S GONE

YOU WON'T LOOK FOR ANOTHER

NOT ANY COCK WILL DO


BUT YOU HAD LOTS BEFORE

CAUSE YOU´RE A REDNECK WHORE.. 

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YOU ARE THE PANTSING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY SEVENTEEN..

[ PIANO CHIME ]

PANTSING QUEEN, FEEL THE HEAT 

IN YOUR TANGERINE (OH YEAH)

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YOU CAN PANTS, YOU CAN JIVE

HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE  (OOH-OOH..)

SEE THAT GIRL, WATCH THAT SCENE

DIGGING THE PANTSING QUEEN

DIGGING THE PANTSING QUEEN

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[ OUTRO ]

[ OUTRO ]

[ OUTRO ]

[ OUTRO ]

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THE GAY TEST

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I've been trying my best

To keep you satisfied

Tried to get some Rest

While you chased Jocks all Night

 
But you don't wanna know

  
Just how alone I've been

I let you come and go

Whatever state i'm in ( Hmmmm..)

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Man, did i the Gay Test, 

Shattered Expectations

All my love and Patience, 

All my Admiration

All the times I waited, 

For you to want me Naked

You said it'd all be Painless

 
Man, did I the Gay Test..

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[ INTERLUDE ]

 
Hmmm-mmmm..  Hmmm-mmmh..

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Doing what's Right  

Without a Reward

A man will have to Fight  

 
When it's worth fighting for ( Mmmh..)

 
But you don't wanna know

What I would've done

Anything at all

Worse than anyone  ( Mmmmmhh..)

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Man did I the Gay Test, 

Honored Expectations..

 
All my Love and Patience, 
All my Admiration

All the Times I waited, 

For you to want me Naked

You said it'd all be Painless

Man, did i the Gay Teeeeest..

The Gay Teeeeeeeee...

eeeeeeeeest..

(Gay Teeest)  Aahhaaaaa...

Aahaahaa-Hahahaaa..

 

I loved you - And I still do

Just wanted Passion from you

Just wanted that I love Jews

I waited - and waited..

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Did I pass the Gay Test?

Gott, I hate it!

 
All my Love and Patience - Unappreciated

You said your Cock was graded 

My Ass would be dilated..

Man, I hate to say this

I couldn't pass the Gay Test..  

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