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Tuesday, January 20, 2026

I never make people famous - They do it themselves..

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ggg

Thats what happens in Cannes when you try to buy a cell named like the Andromeda Galaxy..

I bet all his phones just fell off a truck.

Or out of a handbag, maybe?

Hmm, probably they just magically materialized in a train station..

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En France, la fixation anale, c'est totale..

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If you like to see sickly old thin people, brown people, lotsa retards and a few hobos, come to Cannes. If you wanna see the same but more people with skin anomalies, better go with Nice..

There supposed to be many Millionaires, Shmillionaires, Ka-zillionaires running around here. Begs the question: why's everyone here so damn ugly?

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I get insulted daily BTW this is harmless compared to other stuff.

יָשִׂיחוּ בִי, יֹשְׁבֵי שָׁעַר; וּנְגִינוֹת, שׁוֹתֵי שֵׁכָר.

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I tried for over a month to buy gear for some entry level 4k filmmaking. So far all i managed to get is a really solid laptop, no gimbal, no camera cage, flashcards, harddrive, camera, lenses, iphone 17 pro or pro max..

Wrote so many people on gumtree, but all the cheap ones are scammers, and its easy for me to drown in the many offers that have more realistic prices. Wasted weeks in london trying to buy gear, don't ask me how. Nothing in my life follows anymore logic.

Then flew to Alicante, London got too cold & unhospitable, all sleeping spots shut down, but boss sent me to Barcelona same night i landed. And Barcelona let me tell you. That place was hell. I'm talking Birmingham-tier level. There must be some really important perks for me to unlock there cause just nothing there worked out. Every shop or library i went was closed or about to, Even the bums there (and the whole city is flooded with bums) were just all haters.

No cash converter wanted to let me pay by wise bank transfer, but i got no cash and no card with me. I spent 4 days running crisscross all over town and got literally NOTHING done..

Barcelona is like the walking dead, but instead of zombies there's monkeys.

Don't ever ask god to make you a prophet. Cause A it's just code for hobo and B what you have to deal with will break most people. Just be happy with what you got. I've lost so many things the tens of thousands of people i see on my trips all take for granted.

Clean clothes. A train or bus ticket. Someone to give a hug to, or kiss, or cuddle. Warm fresh food. Shoes that actually fit and have soles with profile, so that you don't slip uphill or in the rain. A bank card to pay for bus or flights without having to ask for help at airports or the station, looking like an asshole. Or simply a routine to follow. To be able to pursue on a project, and not get swamped by menial necessities like lack of sleep, being wet, having no wifi, electricity or a new modern smartphone or laptop.

Some people say God loves everyone unconditionally. I have not felt any that in a long time. My life is a daily grind, With very few and brief phases of relaxation in between.

Worst thing is often you know he could solve so many of your problems if you would pray more, or better, however you wanna define better. But how can you pray to something that you actually resent most the time for making your life a complete clusterfuck from one end to the other?

You tell me. Cause i don't know. Honestly..

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