Hello earthlings. This is MOSSAD-ALF speaking. Sadly due to various circumstances, i wasn't able to upload my amazing finds any earlier this year. Busy exploring the London West-End, travelling Mexico, getting locked up in detention in Pearsall, TX, visiting Scotland, Fuerteventura, Madeira and Lissabon. It wasn't my will to open a second amazing blog, but i lost access to my first glorious blog, due to the interweb, which has gone from a fun & creative space to a complete joke and pay-me-for-everything-gag in less than 15 yrs.
the finds i am about to release have been on hold for almost 10 months. they were made in march & april 2023. after my stint in london in february 2023, where i went to see the best actress of all at the Garrick, sadly it appears she's still giving me the cold shoulder..
It is good to finally be able to release these matchups. I apologize for not being able to continue on my first blog, the glorious border force of the mighty U.S. of A saw it fit to throw all my tools, backpack, cellphone, simcard, personal belongings into the trash on June 27th 2023 upon catching me with their exceptionally trained german police dog just yards away from the border wall at Reynosa. They then saw it meet to book me into their prestigious Beaner-Entertainment Center at Pearsall, TX for two and a half months. Because I'm a criminal. I stalk people. It's been proven in a court of law. Has the law ever failed in the late great U.S. of A.? Shouts go out to Warden Seibert, he's the only individual that always fed me well and went out of his way to keep my furry hide clean and my spirit at peace.
I am now about to put a tray of Cat-loins into the microwave, and will recuse myself into my comfortable IKEA sofa, as you may feel free to browse my latest revelations.
baEsh ubaMayim.. Beitar Yerushalayim!
MOSSAD-ALF
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