Thursday, August 8, 2024

THE TUNE OF BILLIE MOOH




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Oooooooh, with a Moooh

    

I wonder at the Things that you do

 

Oooooh, you munch Hay and Grass

  
Your Patties are prime Biomass

As the Dairy Pump buzzes along

I keep whistlin' my Song..


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Oooooohh how much Milk you give

I'm lovin' this Life that I live

Oooooohh Teats swingin' for me

    

As I'm back with this old Melody

You yield Fifty Two Gallons a Day

 

just on Hay..


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You're the best Moooh in the State

You did it so long and you did it so well

You did it so long and you did it so well

Ain't that Great..


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Catch y'all later.. Take care..

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Monday, July 15, 2024

2024 Utah Gubernatorial Candidates showing off their Anointing

 


The season's upon us, once more. Which one of these mighty & elect men (and womb-men) in the genderstreamed lgbtqueer "Happy Hive" State out West can outmaneuver the rest of the roster, take first prize and charm the voters with witty puns, soothe speech and a sure token of the priesthood?

Only time will tell..

Let's have a look at the candidates!


>>> CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL 2024 CANDIDATES <<<




Professional Rodeo = Clown Show

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