Nautical Pickup Lines with Sailor Extraordinaire Holly Martin

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Holly Martin is awesome. She's got balls the size of your grampa's gunky 

PENN SENATOR REEL. But more importantly.. She's also got..

the WOBBEGONG SHARK! The WOBBEGONG SHARK is really underrated. He needs more exposure. Not all people have a name as fancy as the WOBBEGONG SHARK. 

She's also got a really cool OCTOPUS. It's such high build quality, you don't have to send it in for revision every 24 months. Amazing.

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