WITH JIRA IN 2500 BC

 

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[ INTRO ]

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Started as a tune, nothin' tall

Just a modest little afterlife hall

Them feral struts in golden grin

Boys, let's make it pierce the bloody sky..

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We said, sure, in theory, mate

But the scope's already out of date

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Million blocks, half the crew's crook

Sandstorm ate the delivery book

Still in sprint for what a joke

Pharaoh's vision's gone up in smoke

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With Jira in twentyfive hundred B.C.

We'd still be doing stand-ups endlessly

Pharaoh wants more, but the scope won't bend

It's possible, just not right now, my friend

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We can build it, yeah, we can

But it's gonna blow the budget and the plan

With Jira in twentyfive hundred B.C.

We'd still be stuck in sprint preview..

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[ INTERLUDE ]

[ INTERLUDE ]

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Now he wants three more pyramids

One shaped like a bird - mate! 

you're taking the piss..

More gold, shiny air,

By flood season we go

That's a whole new epic..

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With Jira in twentyfive hundred B.C.

We'd still be doing stand-ups endlessly

Just one more feature, Pharaoh said

While we're counting down the man days left

We can scale it, sure, that's fair

Double the gold and we'll get there

With Jira in twentyfive hundred B.C.

We'd still be stuck in sprint preview..

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[ SHORT INTERLUDE ]

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Brick stand up - yesterday yeah

I moved a rock, today gonna move a rock

Block curse - it's a rock

Pharaoh wants it shinier..

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Look, Pharaoh, we love to dream

But we're out of grain and self-esteem

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[ GUITAR CHIME ]

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Started as a tomb, now it's phase 16

Stakeholder notes in between

Million blocks and a million meetings

Still no bloody completion briefing

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With Jira in twentyfive hundred B.C.

We'd still be stuck in Sprint..

Revue..

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[ OUTRO ]

Jira in - twentyfive hundred B.C.

Jira in - twentyfive hundred B.C.

Jira in - twentyfive hundred B.C.

Jira in - twentyfive hundred B.C.

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