Thursday, May 9, 2024

Noisy People (Jerry Paycheck)

 





Another ditty from the feather of Jerry Paycheck, dedicated to the homeless of Westminster, especially those operating in the "Food Triangle" extending from Trafalgar to the West, Agar St. to the East, and "The Connection" at St.Martin-in-the-Fields on Adelaide St. as their main Hub. Without a doubt, one of the finest addresses in London, and a Place of great Vibrancy..

Jenni Russell  ( The Sunday Times )




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Noisy People won't leave anyone alone


Noisy People talk so loudly on the Phone


Noisy People are the Western World's demise


Noisy People  are just Demons in disguise



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Noisy People  don't think they're noisy, 

but they are


Prance around with their phone to look like 

a Movie Star


Noisy People are a real Pain in the Arse


Noisy People are rarely High or Middle Class



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Noisy People suck the Sap out of you like Lice


Noisy People are too proud to take Advice


Noisy People were neglected as little Boys


They want Attention and 

that's why they're making Noise



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Noisy people rarely have produced great Art


If they could smell themselves they'd smell 

like an Onion Fart


Noisy People try to impress me 

with their Noise


And they can't see they're just Satan's little Toys



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Noisy people are like mud-filled empty Wells


Noisy People think it's all about Themselves


Noisy people, when addressed, 

will get in your Face


Noisy people are a Pest in a public Place



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In the Station when you sit down with your Phone


Noisy People come and won't leave you alone


Noisy People can't show one ounce of Regret


Noisy people need some Buckshot to the Head



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Noisy people cuss you out but won't take it back


Noisy people drink cheap Booze, smoke Weed and Crack


Noisy people are the worst people to me


Noisy people are the bane of the Galaxy



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Noisy people in great herds are a city's doom


And they all think that the world's 

their living room


Noisy people love to tinker with their Toys


Silence is golden, but noisy People 

just make Noise



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Noisy people are like stinking little bugs


Noisy people lie to Strangers 

to get Money for Drugs


Noisy people have no interest in me & you


Noisy People turn every Bus Stop into a Zoo



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Noisy people are like Chalkboard scratched 

with Nails


Noisy People are a Proof that your Culture fails


Noisy people cling so desperately to their noise



Like a toddler to his plastic LEGO toys



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Noisy People are so brash, selfish and rude


Talkin' 'bout Soccer Scores and 

where to get Free Food


Should be sent to work in noisy Factories


Oh would you all just bugger off, 

oh pretty please!





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