Saturday, May 18, 2024

Oh Lord won't you find me.. -- (Song by Janice Cockfling)

 



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Oh Lord won't you find me, a good piece of Ass

After that you can shoot me, it's all I really ask

Just to hold a conversation, is the most challenging task


Oh Lord..


Won't you find me..

Some good piece..

Of A.S.S.

 

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Oh Lord, won't you find me, a nice healthy Butt

My Chemistry's gone crazy, and I'm in such a rut

those fitness chicks in running tights, all dress up like a slut

Oh Lord, won't you find me, a nice healthy Butt


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Oh Lord won't you find me, a nice salty Tush

Don't care if it's a shaved one, or sprouting like a bush

And I pushed every button, I possibly could push

Oh Lord won't you find me, a nice salty Tush


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Oh Lord won't you find me, a girl with big tits

to tease 'em and squeeze 'em, and give 'em some good licks

I'll suck 'em like a crucian, and teach 'em some new tricks

Oh Lord won't you find me, a girl with big tits


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Oh Lord won't you find me, a tasty wet Clam

I tried to be good Lord, you know I'm just a man

And i'm so fond of Seafood, you know I really am

Oh Lord won't you find me, a tasty wet Clam


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Oh Lord won't you find me, a Bitch that loves to blow

I've been to every Coffee Shop, so where else can I go?

Outside she can look classy, but must suck me like a hoe

Oh Lord won't you find me, a Bitch that loves to blow


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Oh Lord I'm in need of, some really good head

Don't care if on the Sofa, the Sideboard or the Bed

 

All nice and wet and sloppy, that would be really dab

Oh Lord I'm in need of, some really good head


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Oh Lord won't you find me, a bitch that's into Dogs

  

who's all into K9, big Horsecock, Eels and Hogs

Those Catholic Chicks quote scriptures, of their periods keep logs

Oh Lord won't you find me, a bitch that's into Dogs


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Oh Lord, won't you find me, a Pig that's into Pee

to piss into its grinning mouth is the greatest thing for me

to watch it gulp and gargle, and smile at me with glee

Oh Lord, won't you find me, a Pig that's into Pee


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Oh Lord won't you find me, a dirty old Sow

Whose into all the sick shit, the schoolbooks won't allow

everyone who'll watch our video, gonna stare and just go 'Wow!'

Oh Lord won't you find me, a dirty old Sow


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Oh Lord won't you find me, a nice catholic girl

who'll go to church on sunday, but in the bedroom rock my world

She'll take it down the poop shoot, even from my cousin Earl

Oh Lord won't you find me, a nice catholic girl


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Oh Lord, won't you find me, some real dirty twins

with them I could go A....-to-Mouth, and many other things

I'd cater to their Whore Moans, they'd cater to my Whims

Oh Lord, won't you find me, some real dirty twins


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Oh Lord, won't you find me, some nasty Gamer Chick

Who ain't afraid of no baseball bat, ain't afraid to turn a trick

Who'll first deep fry my Tenderloins and then deepthroat my dick

Oh Lord, won't you find me, some nasty Gamer Chick




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( ADD MORE STANZA IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU LIKE )

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[  Also listen to this remix!! All others are trash.. ]

   [   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQvess5dr8   ]

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