AI MUSIC - Don't move to Alaska - Part 1 (KING CRUSHER)

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When you’re thinking of a new home

Let me share my Wisdom with you, 

Alaska is not the Place to choose!

Snow Six Feet a Month, Double that in June 

(Ooohoo Oohoo Oooho..)

Twice the Amount in June Ooo..)

(Ooohoo Oohoo Ooho..)

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The Polar Bears eat your Lunch

While still looking for Something or Someone to munch

You got no Sun for most of the Days

The Darkness just won’t go away..

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Three Hundred Miles until the next CIRCLE K

The Temperature never goes into the Positive

Never see your Neighbor.. 

Last Year he froze!

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The Police pull you over any Time they choose..

Don’t try to outrun their Police Moose

 

No Sun, no Fun, all Day long you have to run

From the Moose, from the Bears..

Aren’t you glad you are not here!

Keep all these things in mind, that’s what you have to do

If you don’t believe me:

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Look inside my luxurious Igloo

Brrrrrr -  Brrrr - It’s cold!  

Your Fridge will seem like Hawaii

All while you see no Skyee

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow

Nowhere to go..

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow

Nowhere to go..

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow

Nowhere to go..

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Did I mention the Governor is a Penguin?

 

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow, nowhere to go

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow, nowhere to go

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow, nowhere to go

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Did I mention the Governor is Penguin?

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow, nowhere to go

( Ooohoo Oohoo Ooho.. )

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow

( Ooohoo.. )

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