Free Electric Fan
(A Song of Love)
(WRITTEN BY JERRY PAYCHECK)
( STOLEN BY AL BURT HAMMOND & THE RANCHEROS )
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( STANZA 1 )
I wanna tell you a Story that occurred to me one Day
'Bout a little Senorita i ran into in West LA
She'd tried to be an Actress,
And She claimed that She could sing
But now lived in a Trailer, and just hanging by a String
Her Pimp and all the Cops in Town
had treated her quite mean
So i took her to Chipotles, Taco Bell and Dairy Queen
She blew me in my Eighteen Wheeler, to the Tune of a Corrido Band
And she gave it up for Music, and a Free Electric Fan..
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(INTERLUDE)
( C'mon bitch, Lemme' switch on the AC.. )
( There ya go.. That's more like it.. )
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( STANZA 2 )
She said I'll work the Truckstop, I think we'll be OK
And on the Side i can keep some Sugar Daddies in Monterrey
Her Beaner Mom would send her to a Strip Club in the East
But we drove down to Escondido, the Sunshine and the Beach
Where a gentle Breeze is blowing, and the Air is always clear
And what she brought in I mostly spent - on Tacos and on Beer
Her Parents and her Lecturers could never understand
That She gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..
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(BRIDGE)
And they used to sit and speculate upon that Tramp's Career
But with Calculus she wasn't quite as good as with her Rear
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Cause She gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..
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( INTERLUDE )
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( STANZA 3 )
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Her Head Game was sublime
and she was great with the Guitar
If she wouldn't have been my Slut,
I swear she could have been a Star
And every Year that came and went,
well she was gettin' Thick
I thought it's just the Food,
but learned she turned another Trick
And I learned about her Body, but her Mind I didn't know
Until her Cellulitis and Catholic Roots began to show
How she could pop every ten Month's a Thing
I'll never understand..
But she gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..
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(INTERLUDE)
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( STANZA 4 )
On Weekends I would take her to my Dads Tabasco Farm
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To be dowsed in Jizz of Dogs and Pigs just added to her Charm
She said Honey, screw the Money!
Selling my Tunes just makes me sick..
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And i think from now on we should do way more Fetish Flics..
We wanted to get married, but the End was kinda sad
Cause one Night i caught her naked, with my Dalmatian and my Dad
She was such a Nymphomaniac, each Night she'd make a Grand
And she gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..
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(BRIDGE)
And they used to sit and speculate, upon that Tramp's Career
But with Calculus she wasn't quite as good as with her Rear
I jus' fed 'er Bread an Water, put a Guitar 'inner Hand
And She gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..
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(INTERLUDE)
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( STANZA 5 )
We rode up and down all Mexico with a beat-up Van as a Ride
She played every TACO BUENO Joint for some Monero on the Side
Got cast in Three Novelas, but the Roles were kinda lame
Then she asked 'Should we part Ways?
I said 'To me it's all the Same..'
She said i'm gonna leave you, but the Fan i gotta keep!
Gonna hook it to a Car Battery, pop Beers down by the Creek
I'd have settled for Laredo, and a little patch of Land
But i gave 'er up for Music
and a free electric Fan..
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Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..
( REPEAT TO FADE )
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