AI MUSIC - don't move to Utah (KING CRUSHER)

 

Don't Move To Utah by @kingcrusher | Suno

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Don’t move to Utah!

Stupid hot, freezing cold

That’s all the Weather brings..

Sounds like a Joke, it's not

Sleep in, and you’ll miss the Spring..

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Funeral 'Tatoes at every Dinner

Everything is heavily salted

 

Green Jell-o with Carrots

Don’t like it and you’d swear they were assaulted

College Students everywhere

Learning Curve to Drive is Steep

First Day of Snow, Everyone acts Une'cated

Like a Person with a Psychology Degree..

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Drivers are all Aggressive

Courteous Driving, that they forbid..

But at least you can find your Way 'round

Because the Roads are on the Grid..

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Every Year for the first Snowfall

Drivers act like it’s a First

So many Crashing into Things

They act like the Land’s been Cursed..

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Nobody uses their Blinker

That’s not part of the Education

And as for the Speed Limits

Well those are just Recommendations..

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B.Y.U. and The U are always in a Holy War

 

Lets out the Primal Aggressions..

Even your Friends, you’ll show 'em the Door

    

If they’re against where you got your Education

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You’ll have Nieces and Nephews before you’re born

They all know every past Relative

they call that a Perk

They're so proud of Those who are gone

They still take Credit for their Work

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So don’t move to Utah

Where you can’t afford a House

Found a 1-bedroom Apartment

But it turned out to be a Doghouse..

Don’t do it, just stay put

The Air, the Snow 

And the green Jell-O

Will make You just say NOOOOO..

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