Holdin' in a Fart in San Antone (ED MOOSE) (obscure 70s Country)

 

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(  STANZA 1 )

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

It might defy all Reason

But it was not the windy Season

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone..

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(  STANZA 2 )

Asked some Momma to rub my Balls in San Antone

Asked some Momma to rub my Balls in San Antone

She said 'i won't cause we're not related

And you look quite constipated

Asked some Momma to rub my Balls in San Antone

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(  STANZA 3 )

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

I don't mind some Hanky Panky

 

But i hate it when my Pants are stanky

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

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(  STANZA 4 )

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

I was sittin' half the Mornin'

Bent over on my Chair..

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone..

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(  STANZA 5 )

Oh i curse the blistering Heat in San Antone

 

Oh i curse the blistering Heat in San Antone

Garlic, Onions and Tomatas

Man, i curse those Enchiladas

And I curse the blisterin' Heat in San Antone..

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(  STANZA 6 )

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

And the Sunset looked so Classy

But Holy Pants did i feel gassy

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone..

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(  STANZA 7 )

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone

I could feel the Pressure rising

But i am done Apologizing

I was holdin' in a Fart in San Antone..

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(  STANZA 8 )

'Twas my Momma, had served me Beans in San Antone

 

'Twas my Momma, had served me Beans in San Antone

A good Spankin' would befit 'er

 I had more Gas than Adolf Hitler

'Twas my Momma, had served me Beans in San Antone

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(  STANZA 9 )

I 'cided, let One Rip in San Antone

I 'cided, let One Rip in San Antone

Had a supersize Burrito, 

Boy you could hear it down in Laredo

I 'cided, let One Rip in San Antone

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(  STANZA 10 )

'Twas Time, lay down some Wind in San Antone

'Twas Time, lay down some Wind in San Antone

And the Fallout sure looked drastic

But Good God it smelled fantastic

'Twas Time, lay down some Wind in San Antone

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(ORCHESTRAL OUT)

That Night i fell asleep in San Antone

That Night i fell asleep in San Antone

A gentle Breeze was blowing, not a Cloud up in the Sky

That Night i fell asleep in San Antone

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( THE END )

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