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Got Snow Shoes in August
And the Snow is piling up

And the Temperature’s falling down

And you feel you've had enough..
Runnin' away from the Polar Bears

And it’s at least 4000 Miles to Town
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All this and Twelve Feet of Snow

Has really got you down..
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Water freezes at Thirty Two Degrees

Which means you always have Ice

Even in the dead of Summer

You’d think that’d be nice

But the Thing about Alaska

Is that you chewing Ice to get warmed up

Never take off your Snow Shoes
Because they’re always laced up!
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Bring your warmest Jacket

And you’ll still be cold

But, that’s just the Summer

In Winter it’s Fourhundred-fold!
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If you run out of Fuel

For you’re Moose or your Truck

You’ll find Yourself frozen

Sorry Friend, you’re out of Luck
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There’s no St. Bernard that’ll come
save you Today

No Whiskey around the Collar

To get you through the Day
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What’s the Moral of the Story

Well that’s plain to see

Stay away from Alaska

And away from the Freeze!
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There’s no St. Bernard that’ll come
save you Today..

No Whiskey around the Collar

To get you through the Day

What’s the Moral of the Story

Well that’s plain to see

Stay away from Alaska
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