Friday, August 15, 2025

Fishin' with Darcizzle




 


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[CHORUS]

From Tampa to Key West not a Drizzle


We're goin' fishin' with Darcizzle


Grab the Bait and the Chum, grab the Rods and the Rum


We're gonna pull a Boatload fo' shizzle..


The Yellowfin Tuna are greedy


She's wearing her blue Bikini


Let's go take a look, at the Catch & Cook


Then we'll have us a cold Martini



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Good morning from sunny Florida

We're gonna have us a fishin' Corrida


Take the boat off the line, this is Darcy & Brian


Let's load 'er up and' head out, Arriba..


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A gentle Offshore is blowing


The Tide is coming and going


We'll be fishin' for Sport, here's the Weather Report


Get the Boat out and let's get goin'


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Catchin' Dinner is our Mission

'Round the Boat the waves are swishin'


And we'll throw some Chum, where the Mahi run


Gonna have us some reel good Fishin'


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[CHORUS]


From Tampa to Key West not a Drizzle


We're goin' fishin' with Darcizzle


Grab the Bait and the Chum, grab the Rods and the Rum


We're gonna pull a Boatload fo' shizzle..


The Bluefin Tuna are greedy


She's wearing her blue Bikini


Let's go take a look, at the Catch & Cook


Then we'll have us a cold Martini



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The Runners and Stripers are at it,


He took the Shrimp now he'll regret it


Send that reel to a spin, pull that Sucker in


Before the Groupers and Sharks can get it


The Rapala Lure shall betray it


The Ugly Stik shall slay it


Watch it twist and chime, on a Thirty pound Line


We're gonna marinade and filet it


 

A big Sailfish just Showboated,


By the Shipwreck that's corroded


Soon we're gonna reach, back for West Palm Beach

Cause the YETI Cooler is loaded


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[CHORUS]

From Tampa to Key West not a Drizzle


We're goin' fishin' with Darcizzle


Grab the Bait and the Chum, grab the Rods and the Rum


We're gonna pull a Buttload fo' shizzle..


The Barracuda are greedy


She's wearing her flag Bikini


Let's go take a look, at the Catch & Cook


Then we'll have us a cold Martini




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That Seabass took off i figure,


Like at the pull of a trigger


Boy that nasty Bass, is gonna kick my Ass


I shoulda gone a few sizes bigger

 

There's the Captain for last weeks Charter


Let's hand him a Landshark Lager


Boy it's gonna be Fun, to chase the Mullet run


The Fish will bite tonight, much harder..


 
And the Pompano ain't fastin'


Cause our Sardine bait ain't lastin'


Squeeze it on, now look, on a Circle Hook


And that bad boy's ready for castin'



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Here's some Mono you can borrow

Just be careful and be thorough


Got some Forty-ought on the Shakespeare Rod


And i'm slayin like no tomorrow


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The Crab Traps lie twenty feet deeper


And every Claw's a Keeper


Tear it off..OK..keep your fingers away


Them guys are vicious as the grim Reaper



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[CHORUS]

From Tampa to Key West not a Drizzle


We're goin' fishin' with Darcizzle


Grab the Bait and the Chum, grab the Rods and the Rum


We're gonna pull a Boatload fo' shizzle..


The Bluefin Tuna are greedy


She's wearing her blue Bikini


Let's go take a look, at the Catch & Cook


Then we'll have us a cold Martini



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Today's Catch won't be wasted,


But make the best Dish you ever tasted


This is cooking with Brian, y'all just stay on the Line


It'll fry up nice with some salad and wine



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That Paella Pan is boilin'


While Puddin' be sweatin' and toilin'


As you stay up late, watch him marinade


The Filets he's soakin' and oilin'


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The Turtles on the Beach are hatchin'


The colours on our Shirts are matchin'


And the stars shine bright, on a Florida Night


Good night y'all and keep on catchin'



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[CHORUS]

From Tampa to Key West not a Drizzle


We're goin' fishin' with Darcizzle


Grab the Bait and the Chum, grab the Rods and the Rum


We're gonna pull a Boatload fo' shizzle..


The Albacore Tuna are greedy


She's wearing her blue Bikini


Let's go take a look, at the Catch & Cook


Then we'll have us a cold Martini




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