FREE ELECTRIC FAN - ( AL BURT HAMMOND and the RANCHEROS ) (Wombo Version)

 

Free Electric Fan

(A Song of Love)

(WRITTEN BY JERRY PAYCHECK)

( STOLEN BY  AL BURT HAMMOND & THE RANCHEROS )

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(  STANZA 1 )

 

I wanna tell you a Story that occurred to me one Day

'Bout a little Senorita i ran into in West LA

She'd tried to be an Actress, 

And She claimed that She could sing

  

But now lived in a Trailer, and just hanging by a String

 

Her Pimp and all the Cops in Town 

had treated her quite mean

   

So i took her to Chipotles, Taco Bell and Dairy Queen

She blew me in my Eighteen Wheeler,  to the Tune of a Corrido Band

And she gave it up for Music, and a Free Electric Fan..

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(INTERLUDE)

( C'mon bitch, Lemme' switch on the AC.. )

( There ya go.. That's more like it.. )

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(  STANZA 2 )

 

She said I'll work the Truckstop, I think we'll be OK

And on the Side i can keep some Sugar Daddies in Monterrey

 

Her Beaner Mom would send her to a Strip Club in the East

But we drove down to Escondido, the Sunshine and the Beach

 

Where a gentle Breeze is blowing, and the Air is always clear

 

And what she brought in I mostly spent - on Tacos and on Beer

 

Her Parents and her Lecturers could never understand

 

That She gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..

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(BRIDGE)

And they used to sit and speculate upon that Tramp's Career

But with Calculus she wasn't quite as good as with her Rear

From Mexicali to Chiapas, She was the Greatest in the Land

Cause She gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..

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( INTERLUDE )

 

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(  STANZA 3 )

Her Head Game was sublime 

and she was great with the Guitar

 

If she wouldn't have been my Slut, 

I swear she could have been a Star

And every Year that came and went, 

well she was gettin' Thick

 

I thought it's just the Food, 

but learned she turned another Trick

And I learned about her Body, but her Mind I didn't know

  

Until her Cellulitis and Catholic Roots began to show

 

How she could pop every ten Month's a Thing 

I'll never understand..

  

But she gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..

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(INTERLUDE)

 

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(  STANZA 4 )

  

On Weekends I would take her to my Dads Tabasco Farm

To be dowsed in Jizz of Dogs and Pigs just added to her Charm

 

She said Honey, screw the Money! 

Selling my Tunes just makes me sick..

And i think from now on we should do way more Fetish Flics..

We wanted to get married, but the End was kinda sad

 

Cause one Night i caught her naked, with my Dalmatian and my Dad

She was such a Nymphomaniac, each Night she'd make a Grand

And she gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..

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(BRIDGE)

 

And they used to sit and speculate, upon that Tramp's Career

But with Calculus she wasn't quite as good as with her Rear

I jus' fed 'er Bread an Water, put a Guitar 'inner Hand

And She gave it up for Music, and a free electric Fan..

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(INTERLUDE)

  

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( STANZA 5 )

We rode up and down all Mexico with a beat-up Van as a Ride

 

She played every TACO BUENO Joint  for some Monero on the Side

  

Got cast in Three Novelas, but the Roles were kinda lame

 

Then she asked 'Should we part Ways?  

I said 'To me it's all the Same..'

 

She said i'm gonna leave you, but the Fan i gotta keep!

 

Gonna hook it to a Car Battery, pop Beers down by the Creek

I'd have settled for Laredo, and a little patch of Land

But i gave 'er up for Music

 and a free electric Fan..

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Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

   

Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

 

Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

 

Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

 

Dabadaap-Badap-Dap Deeb-deeb and a free electric Fan..

(  REPEAT TO FADE  )

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AI MUSIC - Don't move to Alaska - Part 1 (KING CRUSHER)

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When you’re thinking of a new home

Let me share my Wisdom with you, 

Alaska is not the Place to choose!

Snow Six Feet a Month, Double that in June 

(Ooohoo Oohoo Oooho..)

Twice the Amount in June Ooo..)

(Ooohoo Oohoo Ooho..)

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The Polar Bears eat your Lunch

While still looking for Something or Someone to munch

You got no Sun for most of the Days

The Darkness just won’t go away..

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Three Hundred Miles until the next CIRCLE K

The Temperature never goes into the Positive

Never see your Neighbor.. 

Last Year he froze!

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The Police pull you over any Time they choose..

Don’t try to outrun their Police Moose

 

No Sun, no Fun, all Day long you have to run

From the Moose, from the Bears..

Aren’t you glad you are not here!

Keep all these things in mind, that’s what you have to do

If you don’t believe me:

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Look inside my luxurious Igloo

Brrrrrr -  Brrrr - It’s cold!  

Your Fridge will seem like Hawaii

All while you see no Skyee

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow

Nowhere to go..

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow

Nowhere to go..

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow

Nowhere to go..

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Did I mention the Governor is a Penguin?

 

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow, nowhere to go

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow, nowhere to go

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow, nowhere to go

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Did I mention the Governor is Penguin?

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow, nowhere to go

( Ooohoo Oohoo Ooho.. )

Darkness, Bears, Igloos, Snow

( Ooohoo.. )

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(   THE END  )

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AI MUSIC - F.. ME LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE

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