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...Now whatever you do, Don’t move to Arizona!
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Of all the Places, and I've been around
Arizona's the worst, I wouldn't let you down
Scorpions, they hide in your Shoes
Also the Tarantulas, well they do, too
The Horny Toads, spewing Blood from their Eyes
And the horrible Dust Storms catch you by Surprise
Mesquite Trees all around, they’ll make you wheeze
Most likely because they all have Slime Flux Disease
The Sun’s too hot, it melted your Smoothie
And that nice cool Swimming Pool is more like a Jacuzzi
The Sun Devil’s been working, to get you the Win
A Dust Storm’s brewing, the Marching Band keeps playin’
You can hang with your Neighbors, who just stopped to talk
While you’re frying some Eggs, out on the Sidewalk
Your Mail’s delivered by a Pony, which is kinda slow
No need for more Reasons, now you know..
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Stay away from Arizona, you’re just gonna fry
I can think of much better..
Ways to die!
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this AI song was generated with the website suno.com using these tags:
'western' 'piano' 'mariachi' 'male'
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